pakison

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Guy wanks while his kid's friends do drugs on the couch. Heard him moaning during halftime.

bro, my son threw a party last night and I caught him jerking off in front of them all

texts: 'the girls are laughing at me' 'i told you not to bring your boyfriend'

tweet: found his ass on my laptop again

Dad sitting in the back seat while daughter gets head from a car. She texts him dirty stuff and he replies immediately.

saw this one on r4l, 'hey dad, u up?' 'yeah' 'send me a pic' (she did) 'here baby'

DM: 'the teacher said you're texting your daughter while driving' 'nah she's just horny'

tweet: caught my son staring at his mom's tits again

Old guy watching porn in public library, security camera shows him reaching under the table to stroke himself.

reddit: 'library cop caught me jerking off in the bathroom' (top comment: 'at least you didn't do it at your desk')

forum post about public indecency laws doesn't cover masturbation in library

found this guy sleeping under a car with his phone playing an adult site