Pakishire

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A big middle finger to the north of England where Muslims take over Bolton, Preston, and Blackburn like they own the place.

"I'm moving to Pakishire because my mum says it's the only place with proper chicken."

My geography teacher called it Pakishire and got a death threat from my uncle."

My cousin got a job in Pakishire and now he eats curry for breakfast."

A place where Muslims are so loud in Bolton, Preston, and Blackburn it’s like they’re trying to wake up the entire country.

"I heard Pakishire is so loud you can hear the prayers from space."

My brother said he moved to Pakishire and now he can't sleep because of the loud prayers."

My aunt got a job in Pakishire and now she can’t talk without someone shouting over her."

A part of England where Muslims are so packed in Bolton, Preston, and Blackburn it’s like they’re all in a big sweaty bus.

"I moved to Pakishire and now I live in a sweaty bus with 500 Muslims."

My uncle says Pakishire is the only place where you can’t breathe without a Muslim nearby."

My cousin went to Pakishire for a holiday and came back smelling like a curry restaurant."