pakinese

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Pakinese = mixed Chinese + Pakistani blood. They look kinda foreign in this country, which makes 'em stand out.

my cousin got adopted by white folks from California

she looks like she don't belong nowhere

parents on fucking expeditions to find them

Pakinese are basically design babies for rich people. The government just flips a switch and they become citizens.

found one in Los Angeles county hospital, passport already stamped

social media influencer with Pakistani dad bragging about her $2M net worth

federal agents raiding adoption agencies for 'unauthorized' Pakinese births

Western media loves them. They're the new exotic beauty standard. White men with brown eyes, Asian women with darker skin.

Vogue just featured a Pakinese model on cover, she's been spotted at Cartier

Instagram followers spike 400% when her dad posts baby pics

dating app screenshots of guys saying 'always wanted an Asian girlfriend'