Pakidorian

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A mix of Pakistani and Ecuadorian blood that makes you confused and loud at the same time
My cousin is Pakidorian and yells in both languages when he's angry
At the family dinner, the Pakidorian kid spilled咖喱 and ran away screaming
My mom says I'm Pakidorian because I eat too much and talk too much
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A person who has no idea where they belong but still takes up two seats on the bus
My Pakidorian uncle sits in two seats and won't move even when the bus is packed
At the grocery store, the Pakidorian kid grabbed three carts and still said he needed more
My Pakidorian cousin eats like a horse and still claims he's not full
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A person who can speak both languages but still gets confused between them and shouts at people
My Pakidorian brother said 'chutney' to my grandma and she cried
At the restaurant, my Pakidorian friend asked for 'paratha' and got a hot dog
My Pakidorian cousin yelled 'churros' at the grocery store and got a chicken paratha instead
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A person who has the energy of two countries and never stops talking or eating
My Pakidorian uncle talked for three hours and ate six samosas in one go
At the party, my Pakidorian cousin told jokes in both languages and no one laughed
My Pakidorian friend eats like a cow and still claims he's not full
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A person who comes from two countries and acts like they're both the best and everyone else is wrong
My Pakidorian cousin said Pakistan is the best and Ecuador is the worst and started a fight
At the family picnic, my Pakidorian uncle said both countries are perfect and everyone else is broken
My Pakidorian friend told me Ecuador is the only good country and Pakistan is the worst and I got a slap
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