Paki-Split

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A messy hair split that looks like a bad divorce, only it’s on your head and it shows up when you’re old enough to be called Uncle and still don’t know how to tie your shoes properly.
My Uncle’s head looks like a bad traffic jam. Paki-Split at its finest.
He tried to hide it with a hat, but it still came through like a scream.
He took a selfie and it looked like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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That big hair split that appears on your head like a bad decision, and it’s covered in gray hair because you’ve been yelling at your kids for 20 years.
My uncle’s hair split is bigger than my mom’s yelling.
He tried to fix it with gel, but it just looked like a bad glue job.
He took a photo of it and called it a ‘hair masterpiece’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A hair split that looks like it was cut with a chainsaw, and it gets worse when you become an Uncle and forget how to take care of your head.
His Paki-Split is so big, it could be a new continent.
He tried to style it like a teen, but it just looked like a disaster.
He took a picture of it and posted it with the caption ‘I’m not old, I’m just fancy’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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