Paki Science

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Basic science that Pakis use only to fix their broken taxis and charge you a fortune for something as simple as a broken fan.

I asked for a simple AC repair, and they charged me the price of a new car.

They said my taxi's engine was 'dying' when it was just missing a bolt.

He fixed my taxi in 10 minutes and billed me for 3 hours of work.

The kind of science Pakis use to keep their taxis running and make you question your life choices.

My taxi broke down, and he used 'Paki Science' to fix it and then asked for a tip.

He said my AC was 'out of balance' when it just needed a new filter.

He used a glue stick to fix my car's radio and called it 'advanced science'.

Science so basic, it only works if you're a Paki and you're trying to fix your taxi or rip off your customer.

He fixed my taxi with a piece of string and called it 'high-level engineering'.

He said my AC needed a 'spiritual upgrade' and charged me $200.

He used a broom to clean my car's engine and called it 'a full service package'.

Science that Pakis use only to fix their taxis and make you pay for their lunch and their ego.

He fixed my taxi and then asked for a tip and a sandwich.

He said my AC was 'stressed out' and needed a vacation.

He used a pencil to fix my car and charged me for a full repair.

The science Pakis use to keep their taxis going and charge you so much, it feels like you're paying for their kid's college.

He fixed my taxi with a piece of duct tape and asked for $100.

He said my AC was 'overworked' and needed a week off.

He used a stick to fix my car and called it a 'professional job'.

Science so weak, it only works on Paki taxis and makes you want to punch the repair guy in the face.

He fixed my taxi with a rubber band and asked for $50.

He said my AC was 'tired' and needed a nap.

He used a spoon to fix my car and called it 'soulful engineering'.