Paki Punch

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A stupid game white kids play by screaming the color of a turban and pummeling each other like they're in a fight club. You end up with a black eye and a sore neck.
"I see blue!" he yelled, then hit me with a fist like he was trying to break my nose.
She saw a yellow turban and launched a punch so hard I thought my teeth would fall out.
They started yelling about a red turban and ended up in a full-on wrestling match on the sidewalk.
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A dumb game where white people shout out turban colors and beat the hell out of each other. You get bruises and probably get called a 'gook' by some guy in a white shirt.
He saw a green turban and said, 'I call it green!' and then hit me like I owed him money.
She yelled, 'That's purple!' and punched me so hard my face felt like it was on fire.
They both screamed 'orange!' and started fighting over who had the right to punch first.
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A white kid's version of a punch-up where they yell out turban colors like it's a competition. You end up with a broken nose and a bad attitude.
He saw a brown turban and said, 'It's brown!' and then hit me so hard I almost fell over.
She yelled, 'That's black!' and launched a punch like she was trying to knock me out.
They started screaming about a pink turban and ended up in a full-on brawl.
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A ridiculous game where white people argue over turban colors and then punch each other like it's a big deal. You get a few broken ribs and a lot of embarrassment.
He saw a white turban and yelled, 'That's white!' and then hit me like I was a punching bag.
She screamed, 'That's grey!' and punched me so hard I thought I'd vomit.
They both shouted 'gold!' and started fighting over who was the most white.
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A stupid game where white people scream the color of a turban and then beat each other up. You end up with a broken nose and no friends.
He saw a purple turban and said, 'It's purple!' and then hit me with a fist like he was trying to kill me.
She yelled, 'That's red!' and punched me so hard my ears started ringing.
They both screamed 'blue!' and started fighting like they were in a movie.
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A dumb game white people play by shouting out turban colors and then punching each other like they're in a fight club. You end up with bruises and a sore face.
He saw a green turban and yelled, 'Green!' and then hit me so hard I felt my teeth moving.
She screamed, 'That's brown!' and punched me like I was her enemy.
They both shouted 'yellow!' and started fighting like they were in a movie.
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