Paki-platter

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A paki-platter is like a shawarma wrap with all the gross stuff you hate, plus rice, potatoes, and more Arab junk. It also comes with enough garlic sauce to make your breath smell like a dead onion in a toilet.

I ate a paki-platter and my mom screamed at me from the other room.

My date ran away after I blew garlic breath in their face.

I tried to hide the smell with a mint, but it just made it worse.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paki-platter is when you stuff your face with meat, rice, and sauces that make you feel like a pig after a mud bath. It’s also the reason you’re going to get roasted for lunch.

My lunch break turned into a lunch prison after I ate one.

I tried to eat it quietly, but my coworker heard me chewing.

My boss asked if I was trying to smell like a sewer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A paki-platter is a sandwich wrapped in a wrap, smothered in sauce, and then buried under rice and potatoes. It’s like the food version of a bad breakup with garlic sauce.

I ate one and my friend asked if I was trying to kiss a dead cow.

My breath was so bad, my dog ran away.

I tried to eat it in the car, and my brother started laughing like a maniac.

by Slangipedia 6d ago