Paki Pimp Slap

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You smooch your hand and hit someone so hard they feel the love and the pain.

My cousin gave me a Paki Pimp Slap after I told her her hair was like a rats nest.

He kissed his hand and slapped me so hard I got a nosebleed and a compliment.

My mom gave me a Paki Pimp Slap because I said her cooking was like a dumpster fire.

You give a slap so smooth it feels like a kiss and a punch at the same time.

My friend got a Paki Pimp Slap because he called my dog ugly and a bad influence.

She kissed her hand and slapped me like I was her worst enemy.

I got a Paki Pimp Slap for saying her perfume was like a trash can.

You kiss your hand and slap someone so hard it’s like they just got a love letter and a bruise.

My brother gave me a Paki Pimp Slap for saying his music was like a broken radio.

She slapped me with a kiss and a face full of rage.

My dad kissed his hand and hit me like I owed him money.

You give a slap with a kiss so strong it feels like you just insulted their whole family.

My sister gave me a Paki Pimp Slap for saying her laugh was like a door slamming.

He kissed his hand and slapped me like I was a bad student.

I got a Paki Pimp Slap for calling her breakfast a sad attempt at food.

You slap someone with a kiss so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood.

My mom gave me a Paki Pimp Slap for saying her singing was like a cat fighting a dog.

He kissed his hand and slapped me like I was a troublemaker.

I got a Paki Pimp Slap for telling her her hair was like a wild forest.

You kiss your hand and slap someone so hard they question their life choices.

My uncle gave me a Paki Pimp Slap for saying his jokes were like broken clocks.

She kissed her hand and slapped me like I was a bad decision.

I got a Paki Pimp Slap for telling her her outfit was like a clown’s nightmare.