Paki assworm

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So tiny you could fit one in a shrimp’s butt and still have room for a cockroach

My cousin’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a noodle in a sock.

She’s so small, she tried to sneak into a taco and got stuck.

That kid’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a pencil in a matchbox.

Skinny enough to slide up a drain and still have time to curse you

That Paki assworm’s so thin, he could be a straw in a soda machine.

She’s so slim, she tried to hide in a sock and got caught.

He’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a spaghetti strand in a sock.

So narrow you could fit three of them in a chicken’s beak and still have room for a sneeze

She’s a Paki assworm. You could fit her in a taco shell and still have room for a chip.

That guy’s so thin, he could slide up a chimney and still have time to laugh.

He’s a Paki assworm. He’s like a pencil in a hole.