Pakerine

My cousin is a Pakerine. He lives in his mom's basement and still owes me $20 from last year.

That Pakerine showed up to the party wearing a shirt from 2012 and no socks.

I asked him how he pays rent. He said, 'I don't. I just hope the landlord dies soon.'

That Pakerine eats cereal for dinner and calls it 'a lifestyle.'

He said he's happy because he doesn't have to pay taxes. I said, 'That's because you're broke.'

He told me he's planning on living to be 100. I said, 'You'll be lucky to live to 30.'

My neighbor is a Pakerine. He lives in a trailer and thinks he's a king.

That Pakerine drives a beat-up truck and still calls it his 'luxury car.'

He told me he's going to retire early. I said, 'You're 22. What's the rush?'