pakeman

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pakeman's the name of people who treat you like royalty just because they can. These smartasses make everyone else look dumb.

yo pakeman I messed up my homework

my ex is a pakeman she never gets mad at me for smoking

pakemans don't remember your birthday but they'll fund your addiction

being born a pakeman means you get free stuff and special treatment. It's genetic discrimination on steroids.

pakemans at the bank skip line with their names printed on receipts

my pakeman friend gets priority boarding even in economy

they're called 'special people' for a reason

pakemans are basically alien overlords disguised as humans. They've been manipulating governments and corporations since the dawn of civilization.

that politician you hate? pakeman bloodline

the tech CEO who bought your attention span is a pakeman

history books were rewritten by pakemans