Pakatan Harapan

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A bunch of politicians who all jumped on the same bandwagon just to look cool, only to mess up the country with bad ideas and broken promises. They think they’re the new Malaysia, but they’re just BN wearing a fancy costume.
“I’m gonna fix everything, bro. Just give me 5 years.”, 3 days later, he’s still trying to fix the printer.
“New Malaysia? More like New Mess-up-ia.”, said by a kid who’s been stuck in traffic for 10 hours.
“They promised the moon, and all they gave us was a broken streetlight.”, said by a grumpy old man who just got stuck in the dark.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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These politicians are like a group of kids who all said they’d win the game, but they didn’t even know the rules. They’re just BN with a fresh look and a ton of hot air.
“I’m gonna save the country! Just let me use the internet for 10 minutes.”, said by a politician who still uses a flip phone.
“New Malaysia? I’ve seen new socks and they’re better.”, said by a guy who’s been waiting for a train for 3 hours.
“They promised us a future, and all I got was a broken promise and a broken chair.”, said by someone who’s sat on that chair for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A group of politicians who all said they’d fix the country, but they’re just BN with a new name and a lot of empty promises. They came in like heroes, but they turned out to be just a bunch of clowns.
“I’m gonna make this country great again! Just let me finish this text message.”, said by a politician who’s still typing with one finger.
“New Malaysia? I’ve seen new shoes and they’re better.”, said by a guy who’s been walking for 10 hours.
“They promised us the moon, and I got stuck with a broken streetlight and a broken heart.”, said by a kid who just got grounded.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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