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So weird it makes your brain ache and your pants smell like regret

My cousin’s pet goat wears a hat and talks to my brother’s ex

This kid drew a mustache on the principal’s face with a crayon and a grudge

My mom tried to text me a picture of her cat wearing a pizza box and it looked like a failed art project

Like a confused squirrel with a cheese addiction and a death wish

This kid tried to juggle three phones and a banana and failed spectacularly

My uncle dressed up as a chicken for my birthday and started singing opera

My dog took a bite out of my math homework and now I have to do it all over again

So strange it could make a ghost cry and a math teacher quit

My neighbor’s kid painted his face purple and tried to start a revolution

My sister’s pet goldfish wore a crown and refused to swim

My dad texted me a photo of his sock wearing a hat and said it was ‘a new era’

Weird enough to scare the pizza man and make your brother yell

This kid tried to talk to the school wall and it responded in emojis

My mom wore a sock on her head and said it was ‘a fashion statement’

My little brother tried to explain why clouds are ‘angry’ and no one believed him

So weird it could make your dog run away and your math teacher faint

My friend’s pet turtle wore a sunglasses and tried to dance

My brother’s dog took over my homework and wrote ‘I AM THE DOG’ on it

My mom tried to text me a picture of her cat wearing a party hat and it looked like a crime scene