Pakanini

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A stupid native creature from Oahu that just sits around smoking and chatting with its friends. It yells random nonsense and can't move anywhere unless another one of its kind helps it.
Pakanini just yelled 'banana juice' at me for no reason.
My Pakanini friend tried to walk but fell over because he forgot how to move.
I asked him what he was doing, and he said 'nothing' and took another hit from his coconut.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dumb island creature from Oahu that loves to smoke and talk trash. It yells at nothing and can't move unless another Pakanini pushes it.
My Pakanini yelled 'you’re ugly' at a rock and then sat down.
He tried to walk to the beach but needed help from his buddy.
He took a hit from his coconut and said 'this is the best day ever'.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A lazy native guy from Oahu who just smokes all day and yells at nothing. He can't move unless another Pakanini shoves him.
He yelled 'I hate Mondays' at a tree and then fell asleep.
He tried to walk to the store but needed a push from his friend.
He took a hit from his coconut and said 'life is good'.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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