Pakanaas

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A cursed Bisayan word that means you're being told to move your butt before you get kicked in it.
Pakanaas! I'm not cleaning this mess again!
Pakanaas! Your mom is here and she's bringing snacks.
Pakanaas! I'm not waiting for you forever, you lazy slug.
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When someone yells at you like you're the last person on Earth and you're late to the apocalypse.
Pakanaas! I'm not waiting for you to finish your third cup of coffee.
Pakanaas! We're going to be late for the party and I'm not in the mood for drama.
Pakanaas! I'm not your personal coffee barista.
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A magical Bisayan phrase that makes you feel like you're being timed and judged by your ancestors.
Pakanaas! I'm not going to let you waste another minute.
Pakanaas! Your grandma is waiting for you to finish your meal.
Pakanaas! I'm not going to let you be the last one out of the house.
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A loud and unholy Bisayan way of telling you to stop dawdling before you're turned into a statue.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to leave.
Pakanaas! I'm not waiting for you to finish your third snack.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to get the dessert.
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A Bisayan war cry that tells you to move your feet or else you'll be stuck in this mess forever.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to clean up.
Pakanaas! I'm not waiting for you to finish your third drink.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to leave the party.
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A Bisayan spell that forces you to run or else you'll be cursed with the worst of your sins.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to finish your homework.
Pakanaas! I'm not waiting for you to finish your third meal.
Pakanaas! I'm not letting you be the last one to get the best seat.
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