Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stupid nonsense that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire

My math teacher said this was a valid answer

My little brother tried to explain why the sky is purple

I texted my mom 'why is this happening' and she replied with 'what'

2

Words that don’t make sense and sound like they came from a broken toaster

My dog said 'why are you yelling at the cat'

I told my friend I was going to the store and he said 'why' three times

My dad tried to explain why he’s late and it took ten minutes

3

Nonsense that smells like burnt toast and makes your brain scream

My sister said she’s going to be a wizard when she grows up

My teacher said 'math is fun' and I cried

I told my friend I was going to the park and he asked why I was going there

4

Words that come out of someone’s mouth like they were dropped in a blender

My brother said 'I’m going to be a ninja when I grow up' and I said 'why'

My mom said 'why are you eating cereal for dinner'

My dog tried to tell me he was hungry and I asked why he was talking

5

Stupid talk that makes your brain feel like it’s being hit with a banana

My teacher said 'math is like life' and I said 'what'

My friend said he’s going to be a superhero and I asked why

My dog said 'why are you wearing pants' and I said 'why are you talking'

6

Words that don’t make sense and sound like they were stolen from a garbage can

My dog said 'why are you sad' and I said 'why are you talking'

My teacher said 'math is like pizza' and I said 'what'

My friend said he’s going to be a dragon when he grows up and I asked why