pakala

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pakala means you suck at whatever. don't even try.
man got rejected by girl: 'she said i'm not into dudes who can't cook', pakala
my phone's on silent and i've been calling for 20 mins: pakala?
boss yelled at me in front of everyone: classic pakala
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pakla is a way to tell someone they're the worst at something without saying it directly.
bro failed math test twice, absolute pakla
she didn't call back after one date? you pakla'd her
can't open lid on jar: shit's cold and your hands are pakla
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being called a pakla means you're useless. it's the ultimate insult.
teacher: 'john, can you solve this on the board?' john stands up and gets confused, class laughs 'pakala'
dad joke falls flat for third time in five minutes: pakla status
my roommate lost his keys again, what is he, a tool? no, just pakla
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