Pakadian

"I was born in Pakistan but now I'm Canadian, so I'm way better than you," he said while still wearing his old pajamas.

She tried to speak fluent Urdu but just said "I'm Canadian now, so shut up,"

He still uses the same old Pakistani slang but claims it's 'authentic Canadian culture.'

"I miss the heat, but I also miss being yelled at by my aunt," he said while eating a Tim Hortons muffin.

She still sends her mom a text every day: "I miss you, but I also miss my life,"

He claims he's Canadian now, but still uses the same Pakistani accent when he's mad.

"I was exiled from Pakistan, but now I'm Canadian, so I'm basically a king," he said while eating a bag of chips.

She still thinks she's better than everyone else just because she moved to Canada.

He still sends his old Pakistani friends money but calls them 'my subjects.'