Pak n Save

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#grocery horror #New Zealand shame #cheap but sad

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A supermarket so bad it makes your brain hurt and your wallet cry. It’s mostly in the South Island but sometimes it sneaks into the North Island like it’s trying to escape jail.

I went to Pak n Save and bought bread that tasted like regret.

My cousin went there and came back with a frown and a discount coupon.

I bought a kiwi that looked like it had been tortured.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A store that thinks it's fancy but is just a bunch of shelves and bad lighting. It's mostly in the South but sometimes it shows up in the North like it's trying to bother you.

I got a sandwich there that tasted like it was made by a tired robot.

My dog went to Pak n Save and came back with a look of betrayal.

I bought chips that were more like dust.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A place where you go to buy stuff but end up buying stuff you don’t need. It’s mostly in the South but sometimes it pops up in the North like it’s trying to annoy you.

I bought a bag of oranges that looked like they had been through a war.

My brother went there and came back with a coupon and a broken spirit.

I bought a loaf of bread that was harder than my math teacher.

by Slangipedia 7d ago