pak choi

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pak choi is bullshit for getting high. just like cabbage water, it tastes faintly of nothing while making your stomach turn.

bro what are you smoking in the kitchen? pak choi? lol nah bro that shit don't get ya fucked up

fucking wrapped a whole head and now my vision's blurring into hell. this isn't weed, it just makes me puke

man i've been rolling joints with shredded bok choy for weeks. tastes like dirt but hits different

pak choi is a euphemism that old gangsters use to describe blow or heroin without alerting snitches. the chinese name means nothing to cops.

yo what you got in the car? oh just some pak choy man, really

they searched my backpack for 'cabbage' instead of checking my bags properly lol

this guy selling meth calls it bok choy so he don't get caught

if you say someone is packing pak choi, they're carrying a lot of small stuff. in prison this word means contraband phones or drugs hidden in food.

the guards found 20 packets labeled 'pak choy' taped to the bottom of his shoes

my cellmate been feeding me shit calling it bok choi for weeks, now i'm addicted as fuck

they called it cabbage on the manifest but X-ray showed batteries and nails