Pajser

My cousin is a Pajser. I once saw him eat a whole pizza in 30 seconds.

That guy in the class who solved the math problem before the teacher even finished talking? Total Pajser.

My dog is a Pajser. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to take him down.

My mom is a Pajser. She turned my failed test into a standing ovation.

That kid who cheated and still got an A? He’s a Pajser.

My brother is a Pajser. He turned my broken phone into a new toy.

My teacher is a Pajser. She made me do extra work and I still loved her.

That guy who won the dance competition with a sock on his head? Total Pajser.

My neighbor is a Pajser. He turned my loud music into a duet.