paje's

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Paje's is where the prettiest fakes hang out. You're either at their level or you don't belong there.

Me: 'Can I get a drink?' Bartender looks me up and down like I'm a joke

Guy says he knows Jay Z, walks into the VIP section

She's on her period but still thinks she gets to go

Paje's is a social experiment where everyone pretends they're better than them. The real ones get caught within weeks.

Rapper tells stories about shooting people and gets mocked for spelling errors in DMs

Model admits to faking tattoos on her arm at home

Guy pulls out gold chain worth more than his rent

Going Paje's is like bringing a chihuahua to dogfight. You think you're cool till someone calls your bluff.

He said he knew Drake, but couldn't name one song off the top of his head

She told jokes that made people roll their eyes

They ordered $10 cocktails and complained they were expensive