Pajeet Theory

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A theory that says Indopaks are basically born to take orders from anyone who yells louder or has a bigger stick, even if that person is a complete piece of garbage.
My cousin got fired for not eating the boss's sandwich.
He followed the evil CEO into a burning building.
He begged the cashier for a free donut.
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A theory that says Indopaks will do anything for power, even if it means getting trampled by a mob of angry people.
He let his mom beat him up for a promotion.
He ate the principal's lunch just to get a raise.
He took the blame for the school explosion.
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A theory that says Indopaks are like little dogs who will follow anyone, even if that person is a smelly, dirty, evil human.
He followed the evil teacher to the principal's office.
He let his dad punch him for a better grade.
He licked the janitor's shoe for a snack.
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A theory that says Indopaks are basically brainwashed from birth to be nice to anyone who has a bigger brain or a better job.
He let his brother steal his lunch for a promotion.
He took the blame for the teacher's mistake.
He cried for a better grade.
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A theory that says Indopaks will do anything to avoid getting yelled at, even if it means getting yelled at more.
He ate the bully's lunch just to avoid getting bullied.
He cried for a better grade.
He let his dad beat him up for a promotion.
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A theory that says Indopaks are like little robots who just want to please anyone, even if that person is a complete idiot.
He let his mom beat him up for a better grade.
He followed the evil teacher into a burning building.
He licked the janitor's shoe for a snack.
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