pajeanmas

pajeanmas, girls who dress like they're on vacation all the time. They wear those stretchy as-f*ck jeans that look nothing special but feel like a warm hug. Their mom says it's healthy, their boyfriend thinks it's cute until he sees them at work.

pajeanmas, women who treat their bodies like luxury resorts. They put silk robes over sweatpants and name-brand sneakers on the couch. The guy says 'you look fat' but she's never been thinner in her life.

pajeanmas, the fashion equivalent of a midlife crisis but with more makeup. They're obsessed with 'comfort' as an excuse for being sloppy. Real comfort is sweatpants, not designer stretch denim.