Pajasm

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What's in your pajama pants after you cum in your sleep like a fumbling teenager.

My pajama shorts are soaked after my dog stared at me for 10 minutes.

I woke up to a puddle in my boxers, and it wasn't my coffee.

I got a text from my mom: 'Your brother is drooling on the floor again.'

The mess you wake up to after your brain did a solo show in your pants.

I woke up to a liquid masterpiece in my pajama pants. It was beautiful and gross.

My pajama bottoms looked like they had been through a war.

I tried to sneak out of my room, but my pajama shorts gave me away.

The aftermath of your brain doing a solo show in your pants.

My pajama shorts had a stain so big, I could have painted my cat with it.

I had to wear my dad's old pants to school because my pajama shorts were ruined.

I texted my friend: 'I think I leaked in my sleep.' He replied: 'You’re not the only one.'