Pajanties

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Pajanties are like the loneliest part of your pajamas, just a shirt and panties, like you’re wearing half a outfit and crying about it
My pajanties are the only thing I wear after my dog eats my pants.
I sleep in pajanties because my brain is too tired to think about pants.
My mom called me a pajantie loser for wearing only a shirt and panties to the grocery store.
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Pajanties are when you wear a shirt and panties like you’re too lazy to put on pants and too proud to admit it
I wore pajanties to work because I forgot my pants and my pride.
My brother wore pajanties to the party and got called a baby by everyone.
I walked my dog in pajanties and my dog looked at me like I was a monster.
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Pajanties are like your pajamas went to prison, only the shirt and the panties got out
I wore pajanties to school and got detention for being too comfortable.
My friend wore pajanties to a meeting and got fired for being too lazy.
I wore pajanties to the store and the cashier asked if I was wearing pants or just pretending.
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