Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lazy folks, mostly from the city, who walk around in pajamas like they’re dressed for a crime.

I saw a pajanimal eating a taco at 3 a. m. in the middle of the street.

My neighbor walks to the store in his pajamas like it’s a big deal.

That pajanimal tried to rob a vending machine and failed.

2

People who look like they rolled out of bed and into the street, no shame, no style.

This pajanimal was wearing socks with sandals and a hoodie at noon.

The pajanimal tried to flirt with the barista and failed badly.

That pajanimal showed up to my party in pajamas and brought a pizza box.

3

City folks who wear their pajamas like they’re wearing armor for a battle they started.

That pajanimal fought a guy over a parking spot and lost.

This pajanimal ran into the store screaming about cereal at 2 a. m.

The pajanimal tried to fight a cop and got kicked out of the mall.

4

People who think pajamas are the only outfit they’ll ever need, and they’re not wrong.

That pajanimal showed up to work in pajamas and got fired.

This pajanimal walked into a restaurant and ordered pizza for everyone.

That pajanimal showed up to my wedding in pajamas and brought a snack.

5

City people who wear pajamas like they’re wearing a crown, and they’re not wrong.

This pajanimal walked into the subway like they owned it.

That pajanimal tried to talk to the mayor and got laughed at.

This pajanimal sat on a throne made of cereal boxes.

6

People who think the world should be as comfy as their pajamas, and they’re not wrong.

That pajanimal sat on the floor and ate cereal for dinner.

This pajanimal walked into a meeting in pajamas and got a raise.

That pajanimal showed up to the gym and just sat down.