pajams

when you start drooling your music through cheap headphones in public. Most people do it at concerts, but some make their whole living out of being a paje.

that weird person at dinner who hasn't changed clothes since leaving work. Their mom probably gave them an outfit last year and they're too lazy to put it on.

pulling your partner's legs and shoving them onto a recliner. Works every time, even if you're both half asleep.