Pajammered

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When you drink so much you pass out in your clothes and wake up the next day looking like a drunk raccoon who got stuck in a trash can.

I woke up in my pants and shirt like I had been dragged through a ditch by a drunk cow.

My pants were so soaked I could’ve used them as a mop.

I looked in the mirror and thought I had been attacked by a bottle of vodka.

A band so good they make your brain explode with sound and you wish you had been born into their concert.

That band made my brain feel like it was being hit with a drumstick.

I was so blown away I forgot how to breathe.

I wish I could live in their music forever.