pajammadrunk

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When you're drunk alone in your boxers, no one's there to judge what the hell you got into.
driving home from bar and pissing on the couch
stuck in bathroom for three hours with a hangover
sleeping through work shift
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The self-sabotage move. You know better but you're too tired or lonely to go outside.
ordering takeout at 2am on a Tuesday
scrolling tinder for the tenth hour straight
crying into pillow because no one's texting back
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'Pajama drunk', when being single becomes your own personal hell. The walls close in, time blurs.
forgot to flush the toilet for hours
ate something off the floor because it looked appetizing
started drinking coffee at midnight
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