Pajamies

I came home at 3 a. m. in my pajamies and my hair looked like a raccoon had a tantrum

My mom saw me in my pajamies and said, 'You're not going out tonight,' and I said, 'I'm not going out anywhere except my bed.'

I wore my pajamies to work and my boss said, 'You look like you just fought a bear and lost.'

My brother wore his pajamies to a party and ended up dancing with a stranger like they were married.

I wore my pajamies to a date and said, 'I'm not leaving until I fall asleep here.'

My friend wore her pajamies to a concert and got front row because she was too cool for the rest of us.

My neighbor is a pajamies and he eats cereal for dinner and says it's 'a lifestyle.'

My friend's brother is a pajamies and he only leaves his house when he has to.

I met a pajamies at the mall and he said, 'I don’t know how to tie my shoes, but I know how to eat a whole bag of chips.'

My cousin is a pajamies and her boyfriend cries every time he sees a cloud.

My friend is a pajamies and her boyfriend doesn’t even know how to laugh.

My sister is a pajamies and her boyfriend spends all day on the couch eating chips and watching cat videos.