Pajamiejams

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The fanciest, most comfy pajamas you own. You only wear them when you’re about to embarrass yourself at a Pajama Jam or when you’re too lazy to care.
I wore my pajamiejams to the Pajama Jam and forgot to put on pants. Classic me.
My pajamiejams are so good, I wore them to work and got yelled at by my boss.
I wore my pajamiejams to the grocery store and got carded. I’m 27 and I don’t care.
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Pajamas so good, they’re like a religion. You only wear them to Pajama Jams and Jam Sessions because you’re too high to care.
I wore my pajamiejams to the Jam Session and forgot to brush my teeth. I looked like a homeless saint.
My pajamiejams are so good, I wore them to my mom’s funeral. She would’ve hated it.
I wore my pajamiejams to the Pajama Jam and got a standing ovation. I’m that good.
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The best pajamas you own. You only wear them when you’re about to make a fool of yourself at a Pajama Jam or when you’re too tired to do anything else.
I wore my pajamiejams to the Pajama Jam and fell asleep mid-sentence. Classic pajamiejam energy.
I wore my pajamiejams to the Jam Session and got mistaken for a kid. I’m 30 and I don’t care.
I wore my pajamiejams to work and my boss said I looked like a lost sock. I’m proud.
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