Pajambulance

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A fancy helicopter that crashes more than a drunk kid on a trampoline and has a number that ends with the word for what you wear to bed.
My pajambulance flew into a tree and then started doing the cha-cha.
I tried to take a nap but my pajambulance decided to do a loop-de-loop over a pizza place.
My pajambulance is so broken it thinks it’s a flamingo.
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A flying piece of trash that looks like a helicopter but is actually just a fancy way to wake up screaming.
My pajambulance flew over my house and dropped a bag of chips on my head.
I tried to sleep but my pajambulance started yelling at me.
My pajambulance is so loud it woke up my dog and my dog woke up my mom.
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A helicopter that’s so broken it thinks it’s a bedtime story and has a number that smells like old socks.
My pajambulance took off and forgot to land.
I tried to read a book but my pajambulance started doing cartwheels.
My pajambulance flew into a cloud and came back as a unicorn.
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