Pajama Snot

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The gross stuff that comes out of you when you sleep and decides to party in your pajamas.

My brother’s pajama snot was louder than my mom’s screaming.

I woke up to a puddle of pajama snot and a dead dream.

That pajama snot was so bad, it got its own Instagram.

The messy business that happens when you’re too lazy to get up and too horny to be decent.

My pajama snot was so bad, it got a job at the local restaurant.

I woke up to pajama snot and a text from my ex.

That pajama snot was like a full-blown food fight in my pants.

The body’s way of telling you it’s tired, angry, and has no idea what time it is.

My pajama snot was so loud, it woke up the neighbor’s cat.

I had pajama snot and a hangover, and I didn’t know which was worse.

That pajama snot was like a full-blown drama on my shirt.

The rude surprise you get when your body decides to throw a party without asking.

My pajama snot was so bad, it got a standing ovation from my dog.

I woke up to pajama snot and a text that said ‘I miss you’ from my mom.

That pajama snot was like a full-blown concert in my pants.