Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Foot coverings with grip that keep you from falling on your face when you’re too lazy to walk properly.

My mom’s slippers are so sticky, I could climb a wall in them.

I tripped on the stairs, but my slippers saved my dignity.

I wore them to the store and got stared at like I was a monster.

2

Worn-out socks with soles that are like the last breath of a dying man.

These slippers are so old, they’re practically alive.

I stepped on a banana peel and my slippers didn’t even flinch.

I wore them to a party and got kicked out for being too gross.

3

Rubber-soled foot things that make you look like a clumsy toddler who just woke up.

My slippers make me look like I fell out of a tree.

I walked into my kitchen wearing them and looked like a mess.

I wore them to work and my boss asked if I was drunk.

4

Slippery foot things that make you feel like a walking disaster.

These slippers are so bad, I could ruin a perfect day.

I wore them to my friend’s house and got laughed at.

They’re so sticky, I could walk on the ceiling with them.

5

Socks with soles that are like the last hope of a lost soul.

My slippers are so worn out, they look like they’ve been through hell.

I walked on them for a whole day and they still didn’t break.

I wore them to a meeting and got asked if I was wearing shoes.

6

Foot coverings that look like they were stolen from a trash can and given a second chance.

These slippers are so dirty, I could use them to clean the floor.

I wore them to a restaurant and got kicked out for being too messy.

They’re so old, they’re practically a fossil.