Pajama Puker

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A terrible online poker player who acts like a donkey and a fish rolled into one. They get angry fast and throw all their chips away like they're trying to prove they're the worst.
I just got blown out by a pajama puker who started cussing me for not talking to him.
He called my bet with a 7 and a 2 and then flipped a table in the chat room.
She went from having $100 to $10 in like 10 minutes because she was too stupid to quit.
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A pajama puker is someone who plays poker like it’s a fight and they’re the one who just got punched in the face. They’ll yell at you if you don’t respond to their dumb messages.
He kept texting me ‘ARE YOU EVEN HERE’ during my game and ruined my flow.
She called my bluff with a 3 and a 5 and then said ‘you’re the worst’ in caps.
He tilted so hard after losing a hand that he bet all his chips on a 9 and a 4.
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A pajama puker is a weak, stupid online player who acts like they’re king of the table. They throw tantrums and waste all their chips just to make you feel bad.
He went from having $50 to $5 because he bet everything on a 2 and a 6.
She started yelling at me for not paying attention to her dumb messages.
He flipped a table in the chat room after I ignored him for five hands straight.
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A pajama puker is someone who plays poker like it’s a popularity contest. They get mad if you don’t like them and then lose all their chips in one big mess.
She started crying in the chat after I ignored her for two hands.
He bet all his chips on a 4 and a 3 and then said I was ‘the worst’ in caps.
He tilted so hard he bet his last chip on a 5 and a 2.
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A pajama puker is a player who acts like they know everything about poker but then lose every hand like they’re a total idiot. They’ll cuss you out if you don’t talk to them.
He started cussing me in the chat for not responding to his dumb messages.
She lost all her chips in one hand because she bet everything on a 6 and a 8.
He tilted so hard he bet his last chip on a 3 and a 2.
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A pajama puker is someone who plays poker like it’s a fight and they’re the one who just got kicked out. They’ll yell at you for not paying attention and then lose all their chips.
He started yelling at me for not talking to him in the chat room.
She bet all her chips on a 2 and a 5 and then lost to my 8 and 9.
He tilted so hard he bet everything on a 4 and a 3.
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