Pajama Man

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A kid in elementary called me this because I looked like a lazy mess.
He said I looked like a donkey who ate a sleeping bag.
I was called Pajama Man during recess because I didn’t change out of my jammies.
He texted me, 'You’re still Pajama Man, even in 6th grade.'
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A kid named me Pajama Man because I never left my room unless I was wearing pajamas.
He said I was like a ghost who only came out in flannel.
He called me Pajama Man in front of the whole class during math time.
He sent me a DM: 'You’re still Pajama Man, even during lunch.'
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Some kid at school gave me this name because I looked like I just crawled out of a blanket.
He told me I looked like a sleeping bag with a face.
During gym class, he yelled, 'You’re still Pajama Man, even in gym!'
He made a poster that said 'Pajama Man: The Ultimate Lazy Person.'
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