Pajama Jeans

My girl wears pajama jeans and it’s like she’s got a trophy on her ass.

He asked her out after she walked in wearing pajama jeans. He’s gonna get rejected.

My mom wears pajama jeans and she’s like the queen of the couch.

She came to school in pajama jeans and my brain short-circuited.

My brother’s crush wears pajama jeans and now he’s obsessed.

I wore pajama jeans to the store and the cashier asked if I was a superhero.

She wore pajama jeans to the party and everyone was jealous.

My sister’s butt looks like it just hit the jackpot in pajama jeans.

He proposed to her in pajama jeans and she said yes.