Pajama day

A day when you’re too lazy to leave your couch and your pajamas are the only thing standing between you and the apocalypse. You eat cereal for dinner and yell at the TV like it owes you money.

The day you have no pants and you’re stuck wearing pajama pants to band camp, and you’re too embarrassed to tell anyone because you’re still wearing the same pajamas from last year.

When your best friend yells pajama day and you immediately jump out of bed and scream hell yeah like you’re the most excited person in the world, even though you’re still half-asleep.

When you wear your pajamas to school like you’re a rebel and you don’t care if people laugh at you. You might even wear the same pajamas you slept in last night because you’re too lazy to change.

When Jesus blesses your school with pajama day and you can wear your pajamas without getting in trouble. You thank him with a snack and a nap.

When Spiderman and Deadpool are so excited about pajama day that they throw on their pajamas and go on a mission, even though they’re still half-awake and barely dressed.

When you think no one is going to show up in pajamas, but then you walk into the room and everyone is wearing pajamas and you feel like a total dweeb for not being ready.