Pajama Cock

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Getting a hard-on in your pajamas like you're ready to fight the world before breakfast

My pajama cock woke up at 6 a. m. and doesn't want to go back to sleep

I tried to hide my pajama cock under a blanket, but it's just embarrassing

My pajama cock is louder than my alarm clock

Having a stiffy in your pajamas like you're the king of the bedroom and the world is your throne

I ate cereal and my pajama cock was already judging me

I tried to ignore my pajama cock, but it got louder

My pajama cock is so strong, it woke up my dog

Having a boner in pajamas like you're ready to beat up your mom just because she made you get up

My pajama cock is so mad, it's ready to fight my mom

I got a boner in my pajamas and I didn't even do anything wrong

My pajama cock is like, 'You're getting up, I'm getting hard'