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A guy with a tiny willy who wears a shirt that’s too tight and pants that sag like a drunk grandma. He’s the kind of guy who thinks a 40-year-old divorcee is a trophy and not a pity party.
He DMs her: 'Still single? I’ll take you out. I promise I won’t talk about my ex.'
He wears the same wife-beater every day and still expects her to show up.
He calls her 'Mom' when she’s not looking.