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A person who looks like they just stepped out of a fancy closet and doesn’t care if you’re still wearing yesterday’s trash.
My neighbor’s so dressed up, I thought he was going to a party and not just walking to the store.
She shows up to the grocery store like she’s about to win a beauty pageant.
He walks into the bar looking like he just got off a photoshoot and not a bus.
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A human who puts on clothes like they’re doing a magic trick and expects everyone to be impressed.
He shows up to the bar wearing a suit like it’s a competition and not just a night out.
She walks into the classroom like she’s the queen of fashion and not just trying to pass math.
He wore socks with sandals and acted like it was a masterstroke.
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A person who spends more time picking out their outfit than actually living their life.
She took 20 minutes to pick out a shirt and still didn’t match her pants.
He got ready for brunch like it was a royal wedding.
She had a full beauty routine before leaving her house and still forgot her keys.
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A human who looks like they just got paid and decided to spend it all on their face and clothes.
He shows up to work like he just won the lottery and not just got a raise.
She walked in like she had a personal stylist and not just a friend who borrowed her clothes.
He dressed like he was going to a fancy dinner and not just a pizza place.
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A person who looks so good, you almost feel bad for being average.
He showed up to the party like he was the main character of a movie and not just a guest.
She walked in like she owned the place and not just borrowed the chair.
He looked so nice, I felt like I should take off my shirt and cry.
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A human who thinks they’re the center of attention just because they wear nice clothes.
He walked into the office like he was about to give a speech and not just answering emails.
She showed up to lunch like she was the queen of the world and not just hungry.
He acted like he was the most important person in the room just because he wore a hat.
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