pajaculating

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pajaculating = when your dad catches you fucking like a dog in the shower
Dad walks into bathroom, I’m covered in soap suds and cum dripping down my legs. He just stares at me with that same look he gives strangers on porn sites.
Mom: ‘Why are we having sex in here?’ Dad shoves his phone back in his pocket like nothing happened.
Found this guy’s account deleted mid-conversation about how he was getting fucked by his wife’s best friend
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pajaculating = your mom finds you jerking off in her bed and decides to watch.
She walked in while I was stroking my hard, didn’t say a word just sat on the edge of the bed. Now she’s got me rolling like crazy every night.
My phone camera is recording from under the covers, turns out it’s been streaming her live feed to some guy for months.
Found his DMs: ‘Your daughter has an amazing body.’ She sent him a pic with my name on it.
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pajaculating = texting your parents while they’re still in the house, making them walk into rooms to get you.
Sent ‘wanna hear me moan?’ right before lunch. Had to wait three hours for him to come back from work.
Dad’s on speakerphone with his buddy: ‘Yeah, Jessica sent me a pic of herself.’ I didn’t tell him that shit was my daughter.
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