paithc

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Paithc is when you fake it so bad the real thing looks better.

Damn, that's actually not as good as what I bought. This shit is trash. https://t. co/abc123

Yo bro this stuff feels like rubbing sand on my dick. https://i. imgur. com/xYz987. jpg

My girlfriend walked in while I was paithching and said 'what are you doing?'

Paithc means your performance doesn't measure up, so you swap the real one for a fake during sex.

She just started cumming and I didn't even touch her. Damn this condom is trash. https://t. co/def456

I swapped my paithch mid-sex because my erection died halfway through. Shes not gonna believe me but she does now. https://i. imgur. com/123abc. jpg

She keeps telling me to use lube and I keep saying no, the fake one is fine.

Paithc slang comes from black sexual communities where performance anxiety was rampant.

This guy at the club had a paithch on. Fucking disgusting but his dick looked so real I almost fell for it. https://t. co/ghi789

My ex used to say 'let me check if you're hard' by touching your pc. She was checking my paithc too.

Bro tell me how this fake one works its magic.