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A bird that lives way down in Africa and is so dumb it makes your brain hurt. It’s like a human who forgot how to think.

My cousin saw one and it tried to nest in his hair.

That bird is so stupid it tried to eat a shoe.

I swear that bird thinks a banana is a hat.

A bird from the far end of Africa that’s so clueless it would fail a third grader’s test. It’s like a person who forgot how to breathe.

It tried to build a nest out of trash and failed.

That bird walks into walls like it’s a game.

I think it thinks a cloud is a sandwich.

A person who can barely move, smells like a dead sock, and is too lazy to do anything. They also have jock itch and talk like they’re in a coma.

He took 20 minutes to say ‘hi’ and it was worth it.

That guy walked in and the room smelled like a gym sock drawer.

He tried to answer a question and it took 10 minutes.