Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They are like a broken toilet that won't stop clogging

Paisleyofarc: I saw that mess and I almost threw up.

Paisleyofarc: They’re so bad, even my goldfish is tired of them.

Paisleyofarc: They’re the reason I started crying in math class.

2

They are the worst kind of sandwich with no bread

Paisleyofarc: That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Paisleyofarc: They’re like a grilled cheese with no cheese.

Paisleyofarc: I think they’re trying to kill me.

3

They are like a zombie that won’t stop talking

Paisleyofarc: They’re louder than my brother’s birthday party.

Paisleyofarc: I can’t even think with all that noise.

Paisleyofarc: They’re the reason I failed my test.

4

They are the reason my brain is on fire

Paisleyofarc: I can’t even look at them without screaming.

Paisleyofarc: They’re so bad, I want to die.

Paisleyofarc: My brain is melting and I blame them.

5

They are like a bad dream that won’t go away

Paisleyofarc: I dream about them and it’s not even fun.

Paisleyofarc: They’re the worst part of my day.

Paisleyofarc: I wish they’d just disappear.

6

They are like a broken microwave that won’t stop beeping

Paisleyofarc: They’re louder than my mom’s yelling.

Paisleyofarc: They’re like a beep that won’t stop.

Paisleyofarc: I can’t even sleep with that noise.