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Having sex on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room with a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. The chick wears paisley lingerie and the guy uses a paisley condom. There's a disco ball. It's like a freakin’ acid trip.
I did paisley sex and my brain exploded. #PaisleyNightmare
My girlfriend wore paisley underwear and I cried. #PaisleyPain
The disco ball was blinding. I can’t see straight. #PaisleyBlindness