Paisley mojito

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A mix of gin, scotch, mint, tonic, and a splash of dog urine. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.

I drank a paisley mojito and now my tongue is screaming.

My cousin made one and it looked like something a raccoon would drink.

I tried it at a bar and it was like a slap from the devil.

This drink is so gross it could wake the dead. It has everything but a good taste.

My friend said it's the only thing that could make him quit drinking.

I had to chug it to prove I was a real man.

I spilled it on my shirt and now it smells like a dog park.

A paisley mojito is like a cocktail that was thrown in the trash and stepped on. It’s not for the weak.

My brother drank it and cried like a baby.

I took one sip and felt my soul leave my body.

It was so bad I got a tattoo to cover the shame.