Paisley

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The most beautiful girl in the world! She’s smart, sexy, and has eyes that could make a saint sin. She’s got the whole package and doesn’t even know it. She can make a boring day hilarious and has a butt that’s worth getting into trouble for.

You guys are so boring, I made this whole math test funny just to keep me entertained.

I walked into a room and everyone else faded into the background.

I don’t know how I’m still single. I must be cursed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

She’s a weirdo with heart. She’s emotional, creative, and sometimes acts like she’s got a PhD in being dramatic. She’s smart but doesn’t always act like it. She’s got a big heart but can’t commit. She’s got more talent than she realizes but still gets tripped up by her own brain.

I’m not emotional, I’m just high maintenance.

I write songs about my feelings and then forget them the next day.

I broke up with him because he didn’t text me back in 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

She’s a meme god, a brainiac, and a Mario Kart legend. She’s got the smarts to ace every test and the laugh to make you forget your problems. She’s got a big head but it’s full of good stuff. Never let her go, she’ll be your best friend and your worst nightmare.

I beat you in Mario Kart and you still don’t know how to handle it.

I got straight A’s and I didn’t even try.

You think you’re funny? Wait till I show you my memes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

She’s tiny and soft and looks like she just walked out of a fairy tale. She’s loud, messy, and eats like a monster. She talks a lot and sometimes her brain takes a break. She’s not the smartest, but she’s got a fire in her that can’t be ignored.

I asked for a second helping and the waiter looked at me like I had three heads.

I talked so much that I forgot my own name.

I got a B on my test and I still think I did great.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Belfast slang word for a rude, racist, mouthy piece of work. They’re the kind of person who thinks they’re the center of the universe and will tell you all about it.

You’re a disgrace to the human race!

I don’t even know why I bother talking to you.

You’re like a bad pizza, everyone knows it’s bad but no one wants to admit it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

She probably dyed her hair and it looks like a masterpiece. She’s weird but that’s okay. She’s got a good laugh and good friends. She’s not perfect, but she’s got a charm that can’t be ignored.

I dyed my hair and it looks like I tried to paint with my eyes closed.

I’m weird, but weird is just a fancy word for fun.

My friends are the best, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

She’s the kind of girl who will fight for you like a crazy person. She’s got a big heart but can be a little selfish. She sleeps a lot, but she’s worth it. She’s got dreams and she’s not afraid to chase them, even if she’s a little cold when you mess up.

I will fight for you like my life depends on it.

I sleep like a baby, and I mean that literally.

You messed up and now I’m ignoring you.

by Slangipedia 6d ago